Thus saith the Lord God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob
Thus say I unto thee saith the Lord God even the only true eternal redeeme, the only answer to the Irish border problem is a two border solution a new negotiated border between Northern and Southern Ireland and a New border between the UK and Northern Ireland independent of the EU but with EU border controls in place to be negotiated between the UK, Northern Ireland and the EU over which the EU has no control only Northern Ireland in agreement with the EU and UK governments. There is no other solution except the Northern and Southern Irish EU border becomes the Border between the UK and Northern Ireland which the UK will never agree to or the border between Northern and Southern Ireland becomes once again after Brexit a hard Border of which the only prospect of the Border between Northern and Southern Ireland becoming as it is now is if the UK negotiates a progressive open free trade deal with the EU which cannot happen because of EU rules and regulations as concerning the single market and the customs union as to the free movement of goods and people.
This is the Word of the Lord God unto thee
from the prophet of the Lord